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apatheticghost:
what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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smalltownbigguy:
in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful.
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crashfu:
cawatrooper:
Sometimes, people need to think before they abbreviate words…
Deep down I think most of them knew what they were doing.
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tete-pownshend:
“dont worry, mister romney, were only going to the park to play fetch!” says mitts campaign manager
“oh boy!!” says mitt
mitts jubilation slowly turns to horror as they pull into the veterinarians office
(Source: mickjiggler)
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